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Happy Wife Happy Life: 14 Things Not To Get Her For Valentine’s Day

<p>Fellas&comma; it&&num;8217&semi;s that time of year again&excl; The day for men to show how broke they are willing to get for the main chicks &lpar; and some side chicks&rpar; in your lives&period; Valentine&&num;8217&semi;s Day&excl;&excl;&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Now&comma; you may&&num;8217&semi;ve not gotten it right last year or may be falling behind on gift shopping this time around&&num;8230&semi; no worries&excl; We have a list &lpar; in no particular order because all of them pretty much share the same priority&rpar; for all of the things you should know not to get her at least&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>1&period; Nothing&colon;<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>There should be no reason why your girl gets absolutely nothing for Valentine&&num;8217&semi;s Day&excl; No&comma; we&&num;8217&semi;re not asking you to go out and spend massive coinage for the special day&comma; but c&&num;8217&semi;mon it&&num;8217&semi;s 2017&excl; You should be able to find something creative to give her&comma; something that shows that you listen and that you care&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>2&period; Gym Membership <&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; left&semi;">Hold up&&num;8230&semi; you calling her fat&excl;&quest; All I&&num;8217&semi;m going to say is make sure your V-Day gift doesn&&num;8217&semi;t make you catch these hands&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>3&period; Food She Normally Eats<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; left&semi;">Unless the restaurant you&&num;8217&semi;re about to take her to is going to provide an experience she will never forget&comma; I say ditch the regular restaurant scene&period; You can even cook for her if it&&num;8217&semi;s something that you&&num;8217&semi;ve never done&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>4&period; Stuffed Animals<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; left&semi;">We still doing this&quest; How old are we&quest; It&&num;8217&semi;s cute for maybe the first or second V day spent together but please get more creative with your gifts&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>5&period; Gift Card<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; left&semi;">Unless it&&num;8217&semi;s going to be a nice shopping spree at her favorite &&num;8220&semi;luxury&&num;8221&semi; not everyday stores &lpar;unless she really loves the brand or store&rpar; leave the gift cards for a regular &&num;8220&semi;just because&&num;8221&semi; day<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>6&period; Long term service&sol;product subscriptions<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; left&semi;">Unless you want to be left on the hook for the monthly bills possibly even after a breakup&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;d say it&&num;8217&semi;s a no for me dawg&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>7&period; Plan B<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; left&semi;">Yes&comma; Valentine&&num;8217&semi;s Day is the designated day for love making so if you know what&&num;8217&semi;s good for you WRAP IT UP&excl; It would be hella awkward in the morning have to explain why you had to slip an oral contraceptive into her morning coffee because of the misfire from the night before&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>8&period; Regifted Items<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; left&semi;">You bought your ex an expensive bag and now that you&&num;8217&semi;re no longer together it doesn&&num;8217&semi;t give you the right to try to push it off to your new girl because you don&&num;8217&semi;t know what to do with it&excl; Sell that baby and use the money to get your girl something even nicer&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>9<&sol;strong>&period; <strong>Lingerie<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; left&semi;">Okay&comma; this one is mainly for my new couples&period; If your know your girl&&num;8217&semi;s freak factor matches yours&comma; than by all means go g-string crazy&period; BUT&comma; if you have a girl who isn&&num;8217&semi;t as sexually open or isn&&num;8217&semi;t as comfortable with her body in front of you yet&comma; I&&num;8217&semi;d say buy her some clothes with a little more fabric to &&num;8217&semi;em&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;">10&period;<strong> Matching Clothes Say &&num;8220&semi;She&&num;8217&semi;s Mine&&num;8221&semi;  &&num;8230&semi; or any other corny possessive stuff<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Just no&period;&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>11&period; Cheap Perfume Sets<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>If you&&num;8217&semi;re going the perfume route&comma; start off with finding her perfumes that she loves and is almost finished or done already&period; Also go with something that you would love to smell her in&period; Some perfumes can be pricey but please no CVS or Rite Aid items&&num;8230&semi; you can get your cards from there&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>12&period; A &&num;8220&semi;friendship&sol;promise&&num;8221&semi; ring<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>This is for my older couples or the couples who have been together for a while&period; Nothing hurts a girl more than to receive a ring that&&num;8217&semi;s not meant to Que the wedding bells&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s just wrong&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>13&period; A third wheel<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Guys&comma; leave your friends at home&excl; I don&&num;8217&semi;t care if Daquan has been holding now Valentine&&num;8217&semi;s Day for you for years&excl; Once you get a girlfriend&comma; all the extra friends gotta  for V-day&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p style&equals;"text-align&colon; center&semi;"><strong>14&period; A Broken Heart<&sol;strong><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Try to make this day as special as possible&period; No baby mommas&comma; side chicks or old flings should ruin this day&excl; But if you truly can&&num;8217&semi;t stand her than try to break up with her before Valentine&&num;8217&semi;s to at least give yourself and her time to figure out new plans unless she messed with your or best friend&&num;8230&semi; then it ain&&num;8217&semi;t nothing to cut that b&ast;&ast;&ast; off&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>If you need some pointers on what to get her&comma; taking her on a nice trip never hurt and it could be for the day or for the week&period; Help us help you and lets chat below&excl;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>TSR STAFF&colon; Debra Oh&excl; &commat;The&lowbar;Ebony&lowbar;Issue on IG<&sol;p>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"wpra-reactions-wrap wpra-plugin-container" style&equals;"justify-content&colon; 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