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A Block Of Raw Chicken Takes A Spin On An Airport Baggage Carousel

<p>For those who didn&&num;8217&semi;t know&comma; Transportation Security Administration has an <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;instagram&period;com&sol;tsa&sol;&quest;hl&equals;en">official Instagram account<&sol;a> with almost a million followers&period; You&&num;8217&semi;d think their page would be full of text-heavy photos explaining airport rules or general announcements&period; Yet&comma; one look proves their social media person&comma; no doubt&comma; understands their assignment&excl; The TSA page recently shared a video of raw chicken taking a spin on a baggage carousel and the puns kept flying&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;There is a personal fowl on the carousel&comma;&&num;8221&semi; TSA wrote in the caption&period; &&num;8220&semi;Can chickens fly&quest; Well… assuredly no poultry is flying like this&period; We hear at one time these wings and thighs were cooped up in a cooler&period; Somewhere between baggage and the carousel they became free range&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>The video clip times out at under 10 seconds&comma; but speaks for itself&period; A collection of raw chicken pieces is plopped on the baggage carousel belt in between two luggage pieces you&&num;8217&semi;d actually expect to see at baggage claim—suitcases&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<blockquote class&equals;"instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;instagram&period;com&sol;p&sol;CTGqURmLUck&sol;&quest;utm&lowbar;source&equals;ig&lowbar;embed&&num;038&semi;utm&lowbar;campaign&equals;loading" data-instgrm-version&equals;"14" style&equals;" background&colon;&num;FFF&semi; max-width&colon;658px&semi; min-width&colon;326px&semi; padding&colon;0&semi; width&colon;99&period;375&percnt;&semi; width&colon;-webkit-calc&lpar;100&percnt; - 2px&rpar;&semi; width&colon;calc&lpar;100&percnt; - 2px&rpar;&semi;"><div>&NewLine; <iframe class&equals;"custom-ig-embed" data-src&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;instagram&period;com&sol;p&sol;CTGqURmLUck&sol;embed&sol;captioned" allowtransparency&equals;"true" allowfullscreen&equals;"true" frameborder&equals;"0" height&equals;"640px" scrolling&equals;"no" style&equals;"background&colon;&num;FFF&semi; 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TSA wrote&period; &&num;8220&semi;In order to keep from ruffling any feathers meat should be properly packaged&period; Ice or dry ice is permitted to keep the flock chilled&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>By now&comma; you&&num;8217&semi;re probably wondering how this unsanitary package made it on the carousel&period; The video doesn&&num;8217&semi;t show any packing materials near the poultry bundle&period; Therefore&comma; we have no idea if an employee might&&num;8217&semi;ve seen this and said &&num;8220&semi;welp&comma; not today&period;&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>And unfortunately&comma; TSA didn&&num;8217&semi;t give much besides tagging Seattle&comma; Washington as the location in the post&period; However&comma; they made sure to reassure travelers that&comma; if needed&comma; they&&num;8217&semi;re always available to help avoid incidents like these&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&&num;8220&semi;If you are pecking around the internet for travel tidbits&comma; nest time reach out to our hens and roosters at &num;AskTSA&comma;&&num;8221&semi; 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