<p>Roommates, I know you&#8217;ve heard someone tell you to give up your black card at least once in your life time. Whether it&#8217;s because you&#8217;ve never seen Friday, go outside in the winter time with flip flops or the fact that you straighten your hair every. single. day. *Sigh* I just can&#8217;t. Here&#8217;s a list of things that will definitely have you coughin&#8217; up that black card!! #ProtectYaNeck, Roommates!</p>
<p>1.) Snitch</p>
<p> ;<a href="https://dev.theshaderoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_8437.jpg"><img src="https://dev.theshaderoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_8437.jpg" alt=""></a> ;<br />
This one&#8217;s pretty self-explanatory</p>
<p>2.) Talk back to my momma</p>
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She literally slapped the black off of him. I can&#8217;t say this hasn&#8217;t happened to me before smh. ;<br />
3.) Slam a door in the house</p>
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Mom used to be ready for someone to slam a door, especially after an argument! That meant that a** though! ;<br />
4.) Change the radio station without permission</p>
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&#8220;Don&#8217;t you ever touch a black man&#8217;s radio!&#8221;<br />
5.) Eat just ANYBODY&#8217;S mac and cheese ;</p>
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Ma&#8217;am. Sir. That&#8217;s just something you don&#8217;t do. Not everybody was blessed with cooking hands! ;<br />
6.) Roll my eyes at my momma</p>
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I swear, Mom&#8217;s be daring you to slip up! ;</p>
<p>7.) Stan for Iggy Azalea ;</p>
<p> ;<a href="https://dev.theshaderoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_8441.jpg"><img src="https://dev.theshaderoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_8441.jpg" alt=""></a> ;<br />
&#8230;&#8230;.<br />
8.) Wear flip flops and shorts during winter ;</p>
<p> ;<a href="https://dev.theshaderoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_8434.jpg"><img src="https://dev.theshaderoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_8434.jpg" alt=""></a> ;<br />
Yo, I don&#8217;t know how this is even a thing!! Best believe, it is down here in the South. ;<br />
9.) Sleep without a bonnet</p>
<p>One does not sleep without her hair covered. ;<br />
10.) Vote for Donald Trump<br />
Yeah, NO! ;</p>
<p> ;<a href="https://dev.theshaderoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_8436.jpg"><img src="https://dev.theshaderoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/img_8436.jpg" alt=""></a> ;<br />
By the way, you can get your &#8220;F*ck Trump&#8221; dad hats at theshaderoomstore.com starting tomorrow!!</p>
<p>TSR STAFF: Talia O. @theclosetratchet on Instagram &; @tallyohhh on Twitter! ;</p>
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