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Samuel L. Jackson Reads The Coronavirus Bedtime Story “Stay The F**k Home”

<p>Roommates&comma; in case you need your daily reminder&comma; <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;dev&period;theshaderoom&period;com&sol;samuel-l-jackson-signs-on-to-be-first-celebrity-voice-of-amazons-alexa&sol;">Samuel L&period; Jackson<&sol;a> is the gift that keeps on giving&period; As the nation continues to shelter in place to stop the spread of the coronavirus so we all can resume our regular lives&comma; Samuel L&period; Jackson decided to read a modern take on the bedtime story with a message that we all need to hear right now&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>As coronavirus cases <a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;vanityfair&period;com&sol;hollywood&sol;2020&sol;04&sol;samuel-l-jackson-stay-the-f-at-home">continue to rise<&sol;a> around the country and some estimates declare that over 100&comma;000 Americans will die as a result of the disease when it’s all over—Samuel L&period; Jackson has a very timely and incredibly hilarious take on getting American citizens to practice social distancing and in his words &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;stay the f&ast;&ast;k at home&excl;”<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>On a recent episode of &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;<em>Jimmy Kimmel Live<&sol;em>&comma;” Samuel L&period; appeared as a guest from his home theater&period; After a brief interview&comma; he read from a sequel to the children&&num;8217&semi;s book &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;<em>Go the Fuck to Sleep”<&sol;em>—one designed for the coronavirus age&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>He read the book as only he can&comma; saying the following&colon;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><em>&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Stay the f&ast;&ast;k at home&period; Corona is spreading&comma; this s&ast;&ast;t is no joke&period; It&&num;8217&semi;s no time to work or roam&period; The way you can fight it is simple my friends&comma; stay the f&ast;&ast;k at home&period; Now technically I’m not a doctor&period; But motherf&ast;&ast;kers listen when I read a poem&period; So here I am&comma; Sam F&ast;&ast;king Jackson&comma; imploring you&colon; Keep you’re a&ast;&ast; at home&period; If you want things to get back to normal&comma; don&&num;8217&semi;t panic&period; Just use your dome&period; Wash your hands&comma; stop touching your face and stay the f&ast;&ast;k at home&period;”<&sol;em><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><amp-instagram data-shortcode&equals;"B-diFkIhJVe" layout&equals;"responsive" width&equals;"600" height&equals;"600" data-captioned><&sol;amp-instagram><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>If anyone can get through to stubborn people who refuse to stay at home&comma; it’s definitely Samuel L&period; Jackson&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>&nbsp&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p>Roommates&comma; what are your thoughts on this&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine; <div class&equals;"wpra-reactions-wrap wpra-plugin-container" style&equals;"justify-content&colon; center&semi;&semi;"> <div class&equals;"wpra-reactions-container" data-ver&equals;"1&period;3&period;10" data-post&lowbar;id&equals;"58838" data-show&lowbar;count&equals;"true" data-enable&lowbar;share&equals;"onclick" data-behavior&equals;"regular" data-animation&equals;"true" data-share&lowbar;url&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;dev&period;theshaderoom&period;com&sol;samuel-l-jackson-reads-the-bedtime-story-stay-the-fk-home&sol;" data-secure&equals;"270d31e518"> <div class&equals;"wpra-call-to-action" style&equals;"color&colon; &num;000000&semi;font-size&colon; 25px&semi;font-weight&colon; 600&semi;">What Do You Think Roomies&quest;<&sol;div> <div class&equals;"wpra-reactions wpra-static-emojis size-medium" style&equals;"border-color&colon; 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